Hire us

IMG_0011We are very hungry, no, greedy, no, available. That’s it. We are very available. We can do anything you need us to do:

  • a voice-over for your wedding hat business
  • MC your Sheep of the Year contest
  • DJ at your mother’s Super Slimmers’ Christmas party
  • write you a song for your graduation from that flower arranging course
  • basic plumbing
  • meet your elderly aunt at the airport and drive her to your uncle’s house
  • be bouncers
  • lift things into a van (we don’t have a van though)

If you need any of these services, just head over to the CONTACT page there.